My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language
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THE ZODIAC SIGNS LIKES/DISLIKES
- What Aries Likes: Loud music, parties, friends, fights, sporting events, being outdoors, action movies
- What Aries Doesn't Like: Being quiet, waiting, not being in charge, compromises, rainy days, being bored
- What Taurus Likes: Luxury, art, gourmet food, security, safety, money, class, lazy days
- What Taurus Doesn't Like: Being rushed, cheap things, instability, loud people, being wrong
- What Gemini Likes: Other people, drinking, books, travel, knowledge, children, flirting, comedy, puzzles, debates
- What Gemini Doesn't Like: Close-mindedness, commitment, boredom, serious people, black and white movies
- What Cancer Likes: Comfort, movies, romance, flowers, comfort food, money, being home, children
- What Cancer Doesn't Like: Negativity, aggression, cruelty, lack of sympathy, opening up, being away from home for too long
- What Leo Likes: Being strong for others, good food, patience, loyalty, high fashion
- What Leo Doesn't Like: Criticism, lack of loyalty, working, dependence, boredom, quietness
- What Virgo Likes: Advising others, nice pens, reading, writing, cult films, organization, eating healthy
- What Virgo Doesn't Like: Being criticized, loud places and people, brutality, poor quality of life
- What Libra Likes: Peace, happiness, fashion, makeup, relationships, romantic gestures, admiration
- What Libra Doesn't Like: Fighting, being ignored, helplessness, making large decisions
- What Scorpio Likes: Tranquility, silence, indulging, sneaking around, secrets, trust, mysteries
- What Scorpio Doesn't Like: Liars, ruckus, guilt, pain, hoarding emotions, being overwhelmed
- What Sagittarius Likes: Freedom, travel, exotic things, spirituality, old churches, knowledge, philosophy, drugs
- What Sagittarius Doesn't Like: Growing old, feeling restricted, being chased, judgmental people, skepticism
- What Capricorn Likes: Success, self care, ambition, logic, rationality, quietness, conservative thinking
- What Capricorn Doesn't Like: Clinginess, expressing themselves, losing control, laziness, change
- What Aquarius Likes: Technology, science, wisdom, travel, friends and family, surprises, helping others
- What Aquarius Doesn't Like: Feeling helpless, close-mindedness, authority figures, prejudice
- What Pisces Likes: Arts, sleeping, New Age, compassion, love, escape, religion, music, romanticism
- What Pisces Doesn't Like: Stress, heartbreak, lack of understanding, rules, criticism, responsibility
all I want in life is for Donald Trump to say the phrase deez nuts on national television please let me have this one victory
Fandom Parody (feel free to add, even if if covered the fandom)
- Rhianna: we found love in a hopeless place
- Captain America: we found Steve in a frozen place
- Iron Man: we found Stark in an iron case
- Hulk: we found Bruce in the gamma rays
- Thor: we found Thor punching Loki's face
- Harry Potter: we found Harry in a forbidden place
- PJO: we found love in Annabeth Chase
- Hunger Games: we found Peeta in a hidden place
- Divergent: we're divergent and destroying the place
- Doctor Who: we found the tardis in a handy place
- Teen Wolf: we found Stiles in somebody's face
- TMI: we found people in an abandoned place
- TID: we found demon pox on Lightwood's face
- TFIOS: Gus found love in Hazel Grace
- YouTube: Troyler shippers all over the place
- Disney: we throw pixie dust in a person's face
- Supernatural: we found a gif in every place
- Sherlock: I'm still alive and I'm gonna stay
- AHS: Misty Day is in hell and she doesn't deserve to stay
i wanna lay next to you and that’s all i wanna do right now
